Demonic Activity Ain’t Only Found in Togo

A trip to the Salvation Army thrift store, Goodwill Industries, a used bookstore or an antiques shop could be a ticket to hell, if American preacher and former Presidential candidate Pat Robertson is correct. Robertson maintains that demons may attach themselves to used clothing–we’re not talking about stains here–so it is a good idea to pray over used items in order to bind familiar (and not so familiar) spirits. 

The real question, I think, is whether the demons will only attach themselves to old clothing? What about new duds? While I often shop at second-hand stores, I don’t normally purchase clothes because I can rarely find my size. I would like to think that the better class of demon is attracted to new clothing stores. You know what they say, you can’t put a Florsheim demon into Bally shoes. 

This evening I will be conducting a prayer ritual in front of my closet in order to return any hitchhiking demons back to hell. I wonder if I should use a chicken.