Poop-Throwing Monkey On the Loose in Florida

In Florida, no one is ever really safe. Not only does one have to deal with the customary risks of life, but there are special risks that are rarely experienced elsewhere. A few months ago, the risk was from an escaped cross-dressing mental patient who presented not only a danger to others but to himself; now the risk presented is that of a excrement-tossing rhesus monkey that has defied capture. What is the best way to avoid such a creature? How serious is the threat, really? Is this yet another reason to worry while visiting Florida? Be very afraid.